Zen Humor
-Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three — one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
-Wherever you go, there you are.
Your luggage is another story.
-Breathe in. Breathe out.
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Forget this and attaining Enlightenment
will be the least of your problems!
-One zen student said, “My teacher is the best. He can go days without eating.”
The second said, “My teacher has so much self-control, he can go days without sleep.”
The third said, “My teacher is so wise that he eats when he’s hungry and sleeps when he’s tired.”
Q: How much “ego” do you need?
A: Just enough so that you don’t step in front of a bus.
~ Shunryu Suzuki